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{"type":"standard","title":"Pachycladon","displaytitle":"Pachycladon","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5198792","titles":{"canonical":"Pachycladon","normalized":"Pachycladon","display":"Pachycladon"},"pageid":36124266,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d0/Pachycladon_novae-zelandiae_13415654.jpg/330px-Pachycladon_novae-zelandiae_13415654.jpg","width":320,"height":482},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d0/Pachycladon_novae-zelandiae_13415654.jpg","width":1360,"height":2048},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1271119666","tid":"75ac26cc-d8e8-11ef-b1b1-911432029b98","timestamp":"2025-01-22T17:43:59Z","description":"Genus of flowering plants","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pachycladon","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pachycladon?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pachycladon?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pachycladon"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pachycladon","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Pachycladon","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pachycladon?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pachycladon"}},"extract":"Pachycladon is a genus of flowering plants of the family Brassicaceae, native to Tasmania and the South Island of New Zealand. It contains the following species:Pachycladon cheesemanii Heenan & A.D.Mitch.\nPachycladon crenatum Philipson\nPachycladon enysii (Cheeseman ex Kirk) Heenan & A.D.Mitch.\nPachycladon exile (Heenan) Heenan & A.D.Mitch.\nPachycladon fasciarium Heenan\nPachycladon fastigiatum (Hook.f.) Heenan & A.D.Mitch.\nPachycladon latesiliquum (Cheeseman) Heenan & A.D.Mitch.\nPachycladon novae-zelandiae (Hook.f.) Hook.f.\nPachycladon radicatum (Hook.f.) Heenan & A.D.Mitch.\nPachycladon stellatum (Allan) Heenan & A.D.Mitch.\nPachycladon wallii (Carse) Heenan & A.D.Mitch.","extract_html":"
Pachycladon is a genus of flowering plants of the family Brassicaceae, native to Tasmania and the South Island of New Zealand. It contains the following species:
- Pachycladon cheesemanii Heenan & A.D.Mitch. \n
- Pachycladon crenatum Philipson \n
- Pachycladon enysii (Cheeseman ex Kirk) Heenan & A.D.Mitch. \n
- Pachycladon exile (Heenan) Heenan & A.D.Mitch. \n
- Pachycladon fasciarium Heenan \n
- Pachycladon fastigiatum (Hook.f.) Heenan & A.D.Mitch. \n
- Pachycladon latesiliquum (Cheeseman) Heenan & A.D.Mitch. \n
- Pachycladon novae-zelandiae (Hook.f.) Hook.f. \n
- Pachycladon radicatum (Hook.f.) Heenan & A.D.Mitch. \n
- Pachycladon stellatum (Allan) Heenan & A.D.Mitch. \n
- Pachycladon wallii (Carse) Heenan & A.D.Mitch.
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