{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
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